I have come to the conclusion that terrorists don’t need to waste their time and money on breaking down the American society with chemical weapons or bombs. Simply invade their homes with ordinary small black ants, and you will instantly, yet very slowly start to break them down.
Their entire focus will be on eradicating their home… they will be sleep deprived from staying up into the wee hours of the morning vacuuming and spraying, and searching for the small pests. They will become angry and agitated at the mere sight of one small ant crawling across an obscure portion of carpeting.
Within hours of the first attack, their previous hesitation to smashing a small innocent creature (like and ant), will be gone and without a second thought 20 will be crushed in a sing sweep of the index finger.
Yes, if someone really wanted to affect the day to day life of an average family, invade their home… slowly, very, very slowly… with ants - small, harmless, dedicated, ants. One room at a time… and for added fun and sport, have them return to an already eradicated spot in the house a couple days later.
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I recommend you get a free-ranging gecko as a pet. The kids will love it, and it will take care of that ant problem. Let it go in the house and presto! Problem solved.
Yet another solution that needs to be sent in to Martha.
Of course, you are then sharing your house with a lizard, but every plan has drawbacks.
I am totally dumbfounded by ants. This year we had a brief invasion in a part of the kitchen which had previously been untouched for years, and then, within a few weeks, they were gone, without any real chemical intervention on our part. I am convinced there is just an "ant season" at our house, and there is little we can do to prevent it. -- Grandpa Art
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